Martijn Vels

A microbenchmark support library

The C based gRPC (C++, Python, Ruby, Objective-C, PHP, C#)

This is my LLVM fork. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My fork is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my fork is useless. Without my fork, I am useless. I must merge my fork true. I must code cleaner than my reviewer, who is trying to revert my changes. I must commit before he rolls back. I will ... My fork and I know that what counts in coding is not the lines we add, the algorithms in our changes, nor the results we return. We know that it is the commits that count. We will commit ... My fork is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its pulls and its branches. I will keep my fork clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ... Before God, I swear this creed. My fork and I are the defenders of my code. We are the masters of our project. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is ours and there is no merge conflict, but only master.

The root of all things, not evil